"For what seems like ages, I've drawn butts on pages.
I've sketched while enraged and grew hair like Nick Cage's.
I've painted on panels and canvas and faces,
When I was younger in flannels and braces.
I draw when I'm hungry and draw when I'm sad.
Honestly, I'm always hungry, is that bad?
For songs you may sing, or hopefully cash,
I'll draw anything for a man with a rash.
For a girl in a skirt or a deer in a car,
I'd draw in the dirt for a beer at a bar."